When it comes to sprouting facial hair, there are two types of men of out there:
- those that can grow a proper lumberjack beard overnight
- those who have sporadic patches of pubic hair on their face
It's understandably frustrating because no matter how hard you try or how many beard oils you use, your DNA will decide whether you end up looking like George Clooney or a 13-year old.
If you've been dealt the bad hand, never try to compensate for it by growing a pathetic pencil moustache - a trap Lamborghini fell into when they decided to give the Aventador SVJ its peculiar, Movember-inspired vents on either side of the front badge.
This may be a forgivable feature had the rest of the SVJ’s front-end been well designed. But it isn't. There are creases upon folds upon creases with the entire area around the SVJ's mouth and aero aprons looking over-complicated.
Perhaps Lamborghini realised its error as the Aventador’s final hurrah called the Ultimate Edition has a much more resolved face. They even shaved the porn 'tache off.